You didn’t come here to be some perfectly manicured biz bestie in a pink glitter dress and a big hat. Honestly, just writing that gives me PTSD from high school .
You came here because you’re one of the rebels. The wild ones. The mystic healers who were never meant to color inside the lines.
And the only thing standing between you and the million-dollar coach in the big hat?
YOU–fully unleashed.
The ratchet, bougie, savage version of you who was put on this planet to make big impact and even bigger money.
Calling the woman who…
Has a badass business but sales are still inconsistent
Is hanging out in the $2-7K range but can’t seem to break past it
Is posting killer content but but it’s starting to feel like you are shouting into the void
Has got offers but they’re filling at 25%...
Hates the old masculine way of building but the feminine way isn’t working either
Keeps thinking it’s your copy, your energy field, your money blocks or all three
Is stuck in last year’s version of yourself and still calling in the same clients, the same money, the same vibe
Knows you’ve outgrown it all and you are ready because you are being called higher
ARE YOU READY TO BLOW YOUR BIZ THE F UP!?
Here’s where you’re meant to be now and you f’ing know it…
You’re giving TED Talks and speaking on stages like it’s second nature
You’re not just podcasting, you’re the most wanted voice in the space
You’re globally sought after and clients are finding you from every corner of the world
Your retreats are full a year out, with people begging to get on the waitlist
You’ve locked in consistent $10K months and now you’re stretching into your $500K+ year
Clients come to you ready, pre-sold, and asking “how do I pay?”
You’re here to lead movements. To activate humans into their next level of power and consciousness
You’re no longer waiting to be chosen. You’re choosing yourself and blowing the f up in every way
But right now it kinda looks like…
You’re stuck trying to figure out how to write copy that actually converts to mega $$$.
You pour so much heart into these beautiful offers but they’re still filling at 25%.
You’re blaming your energy field, your messaging, your blocks, your launch plan. WTF is it really?
You live in the energetic and etheric realms, but translating that into words that land feels impossible.
You feel the next level calling…new identity, new standards, new boundaries, new clients, new income.
You know you’re on the edge of something huge… but you don’t know how to land it.
Or maybe you're scared to leap, because there’s no proof it’s going to catch you yet.
So you hold back, water it down, dilute your magic, default to pleasing, performing, overexplaining because it feels safer than being fully seen.
WE ARE NOT DOING THIS ANYMORE.
GET IT, RICH B&*TCH!
This is where we’re going over the next 7 days…
Your offers sell out before doors even open.
You’re writing copy in 20 minutes that converts like wildfire.
Business is the easiest thing in your life.
You’ve regulated $10K months and you’re on your way to a $250K year.
You’re getting DMs daily from dreamy, ready-to-pay clients asking how they can work with you.
Your clients are skyrocketing with fast wins, next-level energy, major expansion.
You’re chill. Leaned back. Working less than ever and making more than ever.
If you aren’t a hell yes for this… I don’t know why you are even reading this.
💎 What You’ll Get (in addition to upleveling the funk out of your biz):
🔥 Telegram vortex
Daily voice drops that flip your identity, shift your energy, and call in your next level. Nothing filtered. All fire.
💬 Live group call
Hands-on, high-touch, we lock in your offer, your messaging, and your map.
💎 BYBU is a full throttle $4 figure investment packed into one savage week for $22 that’ll 1000% change the course of your biz history.
🎁 BONUSES (because you’re extra, obviously):
✨ BONUS UNLOCK: The Next Level Messaging Portal
AKA mastermind-level, high-touch, me-all-up-in-your-copy support — so that your messaging stops sounding like a Pinterest quote and starts converting like a savage.
We’ll refine, punch up, and unleash the exact language that gets your dream clients to froth, DM, and pay in full without asking a single question.
What my challenge babes are saying…
“I sold out my 6-month women's group for 2025 in just 3 weeks... and it's still 2024."-
Heather - Women’s Confidence Coach and Burlesque Teacher
“I made a huge move: I told my clients at my group practice that I was leaving. And six of them immediately came with me!
This feels massive. This feels exciting. And I know it’s just the beginning. Thank you for this space, for this work, for the clarity and momentum that’s unfolding because of it.----This container has been everything.”
-Angharad -Therapist: Systems, Relational, Parenthood