“Carl has the reason-to-live juice.”
— Elynn J.
I know you want a “pinch me, I’m dreaming” life…
our friends are asking how you got your glow back and where they can get some?
You’re walking out the door feeling sexy, free, and saying “I’ll have what I’m having.”
You can’t wait to wake up in the morning, find yourself following a wild hair, and laugh so hard you might actually need those kegels after all.
Without…
Working so hard to feel purposeful, fulfilled, happy, peaceful and magical.
Making your mornings another routine to get right, waiting until you’ve finally figured yourself out, or blowing everything up and bailing to Italy.
Although, by all means, go to Italy. I just want you to be ALL THE WAY ALIVE when you get home, too.
here’s WTF is actually going on
and how we’re gonna get you to “ALL THE WAY ALIVE”:
Listen, babe, here’s why you’re not feeling it…
We have ceremonies for getting married and showers for having babies. But when a woman starts asking, “Who am I now? What do I want? Is this it?” suddenly she’s having a crisis.
This ought to be a magical, radiant time of coming into our own. We need a rite of passage, with ceremony, tools, women walking beside us, and women who’ve walked this before. Instead, we’re made to feel crazy for wanting more life.
And of course we struggle to hear ourselves. We grew up with Kate Moss and Cosmopolitan teaching us how to be wanted, Disney handing us Prince Charming, and school telling us how to get everything right.
We learned to look outside ourselves for proof that we were desirable, successful, doing life right.
Now we’re asking what we want, and we can hear everyone’s answer but our own.
Inside Valkyries, we turn those arrows IN through the Somatic Alchemy Method.
We bring embody you into the Vital Woman, through your body, your truth and your knowing—so you can begin creating from what actually brings you LIFE.
Valkyrie’s Somatic Alchemy Method
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Somatic Alchemy
Somatic Alchemy is my tried and true method at the heart of Valkyries: for bringing your power, confidence, and Feminine Intelligence home through your body. We move the energy you’re carrying, transmute the beliefs and patterns held in it, and embody your next era.
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1. Move
Become all the way alive.
Through breath, movement, sound, and expression, we work with the feelings you’ve swallowed and the desires you’ve put aside. You learn to feel what’s happening in your body and give that energy room to move.
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2. Transmute
2. Become unshakably confident.
We work with the beliefs, patterns, and identities woven through that energy. You practice letting the old ways of holding yourself together change, so you can stay with your own knowing when you would usually shrink, take control, or explain yourself away.
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3. Become
Fall wildly in love with your life.
We give your body repeated experience of this next version of you. You practice how she moves, speaks, chooses, and receives, then bring her into the conversations and relationships where your old patterns used to take over.
what’s inside
VALKYRIES
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embodiment attunements, shamanic journeys, material that alchemizes your body’s memory into the frequency of your truest self.
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meditations, breathwork, embodiments, practices and playlists that actually change your inner experience. Out with the old blah blah mediations, in with the jams that actually hit.
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our sweet, magical and creative sovereign village of Valkyries. Our aerie for homework, wins and resistances, sacred witness and connection.
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Boulder, CO.
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Sept. Breckenridge.
retreat not included in The Coven.
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coming soon
Join The Valkyries:
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Valkyries Group Only
Your membership includes
our three monthly online calls,
daily connection with me in Telegram,
your sisterhood,
the Heart of Valkyries library,
the Tool Belt,
and one in-person circle for locals each month at The Burrow (my house :) in Boulder.
$499 per month for six months
$2,999 PIF
20% off any Valkyries payment option through September 30th.USE CODE: VALX20
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Group + Private Calls with Carly
The recommended experience.
The women who see the most transformation go this route.
You receive everything inside Valkyries, plus one private, 60-minute session with me every month.
You get my expertise and deep dives on your unique energetics, patterns and embodiment for the most life changing results.
$999 per month for six months
$5,999 PIF
Take 20% off any Valkyries payment option through September 30thUSE CODE: VALX20
What The Valkyries Are Saying
“"Having Valkyries in my corner as I became more me in all the ways and places, got out of a whole tangle of mind loops and making feelings mean things, and opened to a depth and lightness of life and friendship that’s like having god and all his crows in your corner was INSTRUMENTAL.”
-Kerryn Lyes
“i can stay in my body while i advocate for my needs and my truth, even in difficult situations. i can come up against hard things and surrender to them and the course they take me down. knowing i have a sovereign village behind me and stacked box of "tools" to aid me in finding my way back to center, regulation, my heart space. the truth of who i am and THAT makes me feel like ill be GOLDEN no matter what comes my way..
— Piper
“Valkyries healed my sister wound. During the program, I healed a lifetime of stories I was carrying about women being untrustworthy & toxic. I was able to access parts of myself I had buried throughout decades of betrayal. I learned how to trust women again. I learned about how valuable it is to be seen and held by a group of sisters. And I learned that the most fertile space in which we heal our wounds is in the loving arms of conscious women.”
— Sarah
“You are so very special. Thank you for all of this and for illuminating my shamanic gifts and truly seeing me. I love you so fucking much.
“YOU ARE A HEALER OF HEALERS.”
— Panther
“Today, I welcome chaos & crumbs. Bring me the goddamn crumbs & spill the rice too! Let's put our feet in it. And squish it between our toes. And shimmy to the sink. Loose shoulders & hips baby..”
— Rainbow Bright
“Carl has the reason-to-live juice.”
— Elynn
“I’m at peace with the nature of my being and I have closer friendships and generally way more fun. I’m lots less shamey about emotional highs/lows.
I just have this unexplainable centered-ness and all the same life stuff happens some ways, but I can just roll with it like body got me, I got body. I no longer hide my tears, I let it flow and that makes me feel like a creative genius living my mythic life.”
— HL
“I had gone through this journey with healing back pain through mind/body connection which opened me to different ways of integrating. I had also had therapy which again, was a helpful step on my way but it didn’t feel supportive of the fullness of my-ness or include the aspect of relating, supporting and being supported in the way Valkyries does. There’s only so far one can go alone and community just facilitates more love.”
-KL
“For real tho. I wouldn’t be the woman I am today without letting myself be loved by the Valkyries. Totally reframed my history of— girls are backstabbing catty bitches and I’d rather be alone than experience that level of betrayal again. I was like WOW I can be messy and cry and unmask and be autistic AF and these sisters actually love me anyway.”
-SP
“Having Valkyries in my corner as I danced through chaos & overwhelm, dropped back down into my body as I started to understand its limits, learned that rage is sacred & normal and underwent a pivotal health diagnosis was instrumental.”
-E. J.
“I would recommend Valkyries and working with Carly to any real smart real sensitive weirdos who want to get on with living magically -
I’ll say it again, your people get you.
Because It helps. It really helps. It’s almost too effective, I went through the Valkyries portal twice and I genuinely just feel like I’ve got this life thing, my purpose, incarnating, actualising, whatever like yes I can do it even when living in a body feels weird af. I’m here for it. And you get to bring the whole of you.”
— Dr. Psychic
Valkyries Podcast Testimonials
“I have felt more me in the last two months than I have ever felt in my entire life.”
“This is the first time that I know where my life is going.”
“All the shifts were so much easier knowing that I had this safe home to land into.”
“I’m not going to settle for less connection when I know what I have here.”
“To the women who are debating it, get inside with us because it is so much better in here on this side.”
Meet Carly
Hi hi hi I’ve led The Valkyries since 2020, guiding hundreds of women through my Somatic Alchemy Method—from trying to get life right to feeling all the way alive in it.
My expertise is reading energy and unkinking the places where your life force has been tied up. That includes the desires you keep negotiating down and the knowing you keep explaining away. I’d like those to have a life beyond the back of your journal.
I’m trained in my own Somatic Alchemy Method, Gestalt therapy, somatic sex coaching, Existential Kink shadow integration, and Holotropic Breathwork. I’m also a Reiki Master Teacher and continue my shamanic studies with Teo Alfero.
I’m a 5/1 Generator, Aries sun, Leo moon, Virgo rising, and a terrible influence on the part of you that thinks it should want less. A little spicy, a little sassy, super earthy and very much here for your ultimate aliveness.
your life but make it f*cking awesome
need more support before you leap?
BOOK A CALL WITH CARLY
we’ll navigate your desires and see if Valkyries is a great fit for you.
"My favorite moment of Valkyries was seeing everyone in person and then I couldn’t fully take in how much beauty and trust and love is given from an embodied Valkyrian three-quarter profile and a tight squeeze of I know youuu!."
- Kerryn Lyes, Valkyries 1 + 2