VALKYRIES
6 month coven
REFINE YOUR CORE ENERGETICS.
Embody your most aligned and alive self.
RAD COMMUNITY.
…fall wildly in love with your life .
oh and magic. always magic.
now enrolling
$499/month for 6 months
upgrade to Valkyries VIP : 1-1 monthly mentorship with Carly +$ 499/mo
“Carl has the reason-to-live juice.”
— Elynn J.
THE VALKYRIE
THE CHOOSER, THE WARRIOR, THE WILD WOMAN
The Valkyrie appears when a woman is ready to belong fully to herself. In Norse Mythology, she rode between worlds, answering to something beyond the ordinary and possessing the sacred power to choose. She is warrior, yes, but do not mistake her for armor. Her deepest power is her unwavering relationship with her truth.
The Valkyrie listens through her body. She follows instinct, desire, intuition, eros, the strange tug toward the unlived life. She knows when to wield the sword and when to lay it down, when to leap and when to wait. Her sovereignty is not independence from others; it is her unwillingness to abandon herself.
When we lose touch with The Valkyrie, we become overly civilized. We trade aliveness for belonging, override our knowing, and slowly make a home inside lives that no longer fit. Her return can feel dangerous. Things will change. They should.
The Valkyrie reminds us that a woman fully inhabited is a force of nature. And when Valkyries gather, the ancient awakens. We do not tame one another. We call one another higher
WHEN LIGHT: self-trust, aliveness, discernment, eros, courage, sovereignty
WHEN DARK: armor, recklessness, isolation, rebellion, severing
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right now your life might feel like:
you’re looking for healing answers and spiritual awakening in people, travel and experiences
you’ve collected a beautiful array of modalities but they don’t quite integrate and everything you try falls flat
your emotions swallow you whole
damn it, I “KNOW there’s more to this life, where the F*CK IS it?!”
you’re missing something that everyone else seems to know about manifestation
you would love to have a community of people that you ACTUALLY vibe with but finding them and showing up heart opened is…whaaaa?
a long, dumb to-do list is running your life show, not anything like what you WANT to run the life show
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but you KNOW it's possible to feel:
ALL THE WAY ALIVE, IN LIVING COLOR
TO BE LIBERATED AND ALIGNED WITH YOUR SOUL
CONNECTED TO THE ANCIENT, POWERFUL AF WISDOM OF THE EARTH AND YOUR INTUITION
PLEASURE, DELIGHT AND JOYFUL IN YOUR LIFE
LIKE AN ENERGETIC BADASS MAGICIAN
LIKE YOU LIVE SOUL, HEART AND PURPOSE FORWARD
LIKE YOUR EMOTIONS ARE YOUR GODDAMN SUPER POWERS
LIKE YOUR OWN HEALER AND YIELD THE POWER TO UPLIFT OTHERS
LIKE YOU’RE BRINGING YOUR GIFTS AND MEDICINES TO THE WORLD
LIKE YOU’RE GLOWING (YOU WILL BE)
Expect Magic
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Expect Magic 〰️
I get it.
I too cried and moaned on my bathroom floor for the Universe to save me from my “eh, it’s fine”, “but I’m still in the service industry job and this sucks”, to save me from my disconnect from my magic and my power, to save me from my “almost there but not quite and still empty” health and happiness. I was trying so fucking hard and “it” still wasn’t there.
I was still missing “something”.
I looked in workouts and macros and booze and affirmations and sun salutations and manifestation podcasts and The Secret and books on all sorts of magick. Nothing stuck.
and then it hit. the Universe called. I learned and EMBODIED EVERYTHING that is now the very bones and foundation of Valkyries.
YOUR BODY HOLDS EVERY SINGLE KEY, CODE AND NORTH STAR GUIDING ANSWER YOU’LL EVER ASK FOR.
This world turned down magic. Intuition. Traded in Mystery for Logic. For centuries we’ve ways buried the ways of the Feminine, Energetics, the Body, the ways of the Earth and the Stars.
We built empires of false power on top of the real, pulsing Power of the the Earth. of the Body. Of Nature. and the Power of the Village.
“Prove it, control it, force it, be this way, be that way, don’t do that, don’t say that, you gotta be polished and perfect, you gotta have your life in order and it should make sense and you should have a nice tight plan and if that plan fails, you should question your place in this world. You’re too loud, too quiet, too weird, too not enough, too fat, too ugly.
FUCK. THAT.
RECLAIM THE UNSHAKABLE POWER OF YOUR OWN BODY, YOUR OWN MAGIC AND YOUR OWN SOUL-LED LIFE.
Valkyries is 6 months of embodied tools, experiences, uplevels, and rad playlists that WILL SLAP the way you’ve been dreaming of; more magic, more play, more intuition, more mystery, more sensuality, deeper connection with life.
I have helped 7 years and over 20 groups of women come back home to their bodies and step fully into their power, their magic and their gifts via:
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Your Body
Your body is the library where all of your memories, events, feelings, patterns and narratives LIVE.
This is the reason the traditional therapy another healing modalities are good but not enough. And why KNOWING your pattern doesn’t change it.
Healing through your body is WHY YOU’RE HERE.
When we heal through the body, we heal for life.
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Alchemy
The caterpillar wraps up in her cocoon, her body turns to goo and all in perfect timing, her body reforms into the living state of a butterfly.
This is the process that we apply to your believes, wounds, traumas, identities, patterns, etc.
We run them through your body, we honor and process them (goo-body) and then in the space of the old caterpillar shape, we reform with the gold. Where there was fear, doubt limitation, there is now infinite possibility.
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Sacred Community
We were hurt in community; we heal in community.
Most of us have learned to hide our vulnerable parts, especially in a group of womxn. When we transform together, we rewrite the womxn-wound narrative into a new one of safety, trust, connection and a powerful healing party.
When the parts we think are too ugly and unlovable get brought to the light and learn they’re not only safe, but loved, we create the alchemical ground for internal change.
VALKYRIES
VALKYRIES
refine YOUR magic.
$2,994 PIF
or 6x payments of $499
or upgrade to VALKYRIES VIP : 1-1 mentorship with Carly + $499/mo
what’s inside
VALKYRIES
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We shift through thematic workings every season, the next one always arising from the Field we create together.
Autumn 2026 is Eros, aliveness, vitality, kink and existential kink and turn on.
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embodiment attunements, shamanic journeys, material that alchemizes your body’s memory into the frequency of your truest self.
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meditations, breathwork, embodiments, practices and playlists that actually change your inner experience. Out with the old blah blah mediations, in with the jams that actually hit.
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our sweet, magical and creative sovereign village of Valkyries. Our aerie for homework, wins and resistances, sacred witness and connection.
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Sept. Breckenridge.
retreat not included in The Coven.
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coming soon
ELIXIR YOUR LIFE
FEEL F*CKING MAGICAL
embody YOUR magic.
CRAFT YOUR SOUL
VALKYRIES
Fall 26- Spring 2027
$2,994 PIF
or 6x payments of $499
or upgrade to VALKYRIES VIP : 1-1 mentorship with Carly + $499/mo
THE COVEN IS A NON- TRANSFERRABLE, PIF, NON-REFUNDABLE PROGRAM.
your life but make it f*cking awesome
What THE COVEN aka Valkyries Are Saying
“"Having Valkyries in my corner as I became more me in all the ways and places, got out of a whole tangle of mind loops and making feelings mean things, and opened to a depth and lightness of life and friendship that’s like having god and all his crows in your corner was INSTRUMENTAL.”
-Kerryn L. Valkyries 1+ 2
“i can stay in my body while i advocate for my needs and my truth, even in difficult situations. i can come up against hard things and surrender to them and the course they take me down. knowing i have a sovereign village behind me and stacked box of "tools" to aid me in finding my way back to center, regulation, my heart space. the truth of who i am and THAT makes me feel like ill be GOLDEN no matter what comes my way..
— Piper R. Valkyries 3
“Valkyries healed my sister wound. During the program, I healed a lifetime of stories I was carrying about women being untrustworthy & toxic. I was able to access parts of myself I had buried throughout decades of betrayal. I learned how to trust women again. I learned about how valuable it is to be seen and held by a group of sisters. And I learned that the most fertile space in which we heal our wounds is in the loving arms of conscious women.”
— Valkyries 1
“You are so very special. Thank you for all of this and for illuminating my shamanic gifts and truly seeing me. I love you so fucking much.
“YOU ARE A HEALER OF HEALERS.”
— Valkyries 1
“Today, I welcome chaos & crumbs. Bring me the goddamn crumbs & spill the rice too! Let's put our feet in it. And squish it between our toes. And shimmy to the sink. Loose shoulders & hips baby..”
— Valkyries 2
“Carl has the reason-to-live juice.”
— Elynn Valkyries 2+ 3
“I’m at peace with the nature of my being and I have closer friendships and generally way more fun. I’m lots less shamey about emotional highs/lows.
I just have this unexplainable centred-ness and all the same life stuff happens some ways, but I can just roll with it like body got me, I got body. I no longer hide my tears, I let it flow and that makes me feel like a creative genius living my mythic life.”
— Valkyries 1 + 2
“I had gone through this journey with healing back pain through mind/body connection which opened me to different ways of integrating. I had also had therapy which again, was a helpful step on my way but it didn’t feel supportive of the fullness of my-ness or include the aspect of relating, supporting and being supported in the way Valkyries does. There’s only so far one can go alone and community just facilitates more love.”
-Valkyries 2
“For real tho. I wouldn’t be the woman I am today without letting myself be loved by the Valkyries. Totally reframed my history of— girls are backstabbing catty bitches and I’d rather be alone than experience that level of betrayal again. I was like WOW I can be messy and cry and unmask and be autistic AF and these sisters actually love me anyway.”
-Panther Valkyries 1
“Having Valkyries in my corner as I danced through chaos & overwhelm, dropped back down into my body as I started to understand its limits, learned that rage is sacred & normal and underwent a pivotal health diagnosis was instrumental.”
-E. J. Valkyries 2+3
“I would recommend Valkyries and working with Carly to any real smart real sensitive weirdos who want to get on with living magically -
I’ll say it again, your people get you.
Because It helps. It really helps. It’s almost too effective, I went through the Valkyries portal twice and I genuinely just feel like I’ve got this life thing, my purpose, incarnating, actualising, whatever like yes I can do it even when living in a body feels weird af. I’m here for it. And you get to bring the whole of you.”
— Valkyries 1
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we’ll navigate your desires and see if COVEN is a great fit for you.
"My favorite moment of Valkyries was seeing everyone in person and then I couldn’t fully take in how much beauty and trust and love is given from an embodied Valkyrian three-quarter profile and a tight squeeze of I know youuu!."
- Kerryn Lyes, Valkyries 1 + 2
